The way through the woods

My car’s in for a service today and the ancient Peugeot they gave me as a courtesy car to drive around in while it’s being fixed has nearly no brakes and far too much clutch, and makes the most alarming rattling and whining noises.  So I decided not to return from the garage along the main road but to take a much smaller road which I occasionally use.  It’s a magical little road, not a direct route but one I would infinitely prefer to be driving along if the little courtesy car decided to stop, or fall to pieces, or explode, any of which sounded a real possibility as we sputtered in ten foot hops out of the garage.

The road I chose used to be a coaching road a long time ago.  Stage coaches pulled by sweating horses used to creak and jingle along it, bound from Bristol in the West to (presumably) London far away to the East.  At some stage it was replaced by a busy A road that runs parallel a couple of miles away, then they built the motorway just over the hill that pulsates with the roar of modern coaches, the sort that have internal combustion engines, and the old coaching road was forgotten.  They come and mend potholes occasionally, but it is officially ‘unadopted’, which means it can do its own thing.  The trees crowd in at each side, but if you get out of the car and explore you can see that the original road was three times as wide as the strip of tarmac that is left visible.  It reminds me of Rudyard Kipling’s poem ‘The Way Through The Woods’:

Yet, if you enter the woods/Of a summer evening late …/You will hear the beat of a horse’s feet,/And the swish of a skirt in the dew,/Steadily cantering through/The misty solitudes,/As though they perfectly knew/The old lost road through the woods…./But there is no road through the woods.

Very few cars use it now and wildlife has taken it back.  I once saw a mother weasel cross the road with her family, all the babies holding onto the tail of the one in front with their teeth so that the effect was of a long, furry piece of string crossing the road.  I have often seen badgers and owls there, and once an enormous frog hopping down the middle.  Today’s sighting was a snow white pheasant, very beautiful and stately, which slowly crossed the road in front of my awful little car.  The contract between beautiful bird and battered old machine was most noticeable.  The old coaching road saw us safely home, and I look forward to driving along it this afternoon to collect my car.  It has an air of history, and mystery, and ancient England so strong you can practically touch it.

Stealth pheasant

A lovely wildlife encounter happened this morning when I was feeding the sheep, which I must share.  On my way up to the sheep I had noticed a magnificent cock pheasant making its regal progress along by the far hedge.  By the time I came back he was on the path, directly in my way.  He saw me approaching and stopped, appalled.  I thought he would fly up but he had a better plan:  he bent his knees, lowered his head and tail to the ground, shut his eyes and despite the fact that he was as inconspicuous as a pumpkin on astroturf, he practised auto-suggestion “there is no pheasant”!  And it worked!  I walked straight past him so must have been completely unaware than an enormous, pulsating rainbow coloured bird with its eyes shut was slumped on the path I was taking.  When I had passed him I looked back and saw him get up on his feet, flex his muscles and continue on his magisterial way.  It was all most satisfactory for both of us.  Pheasants tend to look smug anyway, but this one will be unbearable next time he boasts to his mates about the thick human he managed to hypnotise into not seeing him.  And I had the joy of a very close encounter with a beautiful, healthy and possibly eccentric cock pheasant.