We’ve got a rare and beautiful thing in the village, and that is a plumber who is also a celtic harpist. By day he wears a boiler suit and is revered for his ability to wield a plunger, and stop a leak at 30 paces. Then after work he trundles off in his white van, changed into plus fours and a soulful expression and emerges as a fully-fledged harpist, available for weddings and parties. And he is very, very good, with over a hundred celtic tunes at his fingertips. His harp is made from wood he retrieved from various skips, and sounds quite heavenly. I think he’d have been well at home in medieval times, as I told him last time he was here to change a tap. He was delighted, and grew a beard to celebrate. In his soul he is a wandering minstrel and it’s just our good fortune, as a community, that he’s also an excellent plumber and a very nice man.