Plumber/celtic harpist combo

We’ve got a rare and beautiful thing in the village, and that is a plumber who is also a celtic harpist.  By day he wears a boiler suit and is revered for his ability to wield a plunger, and stop a leak at 30 paces.  Then after work he trundles off in his white van, changed into plus fours and a soulful expression and emerges as a fully-fledged harpist, available for weddings and parties.  And he is very, very good, with over a hundred celtic tunes at his fingertips.  His harp is made from wood he retrieved from various skips, and sounds quite heavenly.  I think he’d have been well at home in medieval times, as I told him last time he was here to change a tap.  He was delighted, and grew a beard to celebrate.  In his soul he is a wandering minstrel and it’s just our good fortune, as a community, that he’s also an excellent plumber and a very nice man.

Building works v writing

This is a short one, but heartfelt.  Today I was writing for a deadline, and well in the zone, when I heard a voice in my ear:  ”well, where do you want the waste pipe, then?”  It was Beefy the plumber, and it really really matters where the waste pipe goes.  So I went and thought about waste pipes.  Then I returned to the computer, and got back into the zone and then there was Beefy again:  ”there should be a sort of tube thing that came with the bath – any idea where it is?”  No idea, so I went and hunted through cardboard boxes and eventually found it.  Back to the computer and just tuning in when: “usually people paint behind the radiator before I fit it!” which was an excellent point.  So I gave up and painted behind the radiator.  And when I had finished it was time for Beefy, who is an excellent plumber but high maintenance, to have another cup of tea.  So here I am, just about to start writing again, and it’s only possible because Beefy has gone home.